Andy Tillett
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Current choices

It's been a long deliberation, but I have finally arrived at these plum selections. I was gonna have the president of Lebanon, cos they're always getting assassinated, but they haven't got one at the moment, I guess for that very reason. Anyway...

Hugh Hefner
"Heart failure"
Manuel Uribe Garza
"Butter overdose"
Elton John
"In concert, at the piano"
Roseanne Barr
"This one is a murder, I can feel it"
Dr Sultan bin Muhammed Al-Qasimi
"It's his turn!"

NOTES: As some specific [but not extreme] means of clogpopping have been predicted here, an extra 5 points will be awarded for each that fulfils its prophecy [according to official autopsy reports. See also Logan Steele].

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