| PREDICTOR |
POPPER |
CLAIM TO FAME |
AGE |
CURRENT STATUS |
PTS |
| Andy Tillett |
Sheikh Sultan bin Mohamed Al-Qassimi
| Emir of Sharjah emirate, UAE |
70 |
Still ruling Sharjah
| 0 |
| Kittus |
David Attenborough
| Breathy gorilla enthusiast |
83 |
.
| 0 |
| Penfold |
Richard Attenborough
| Director and actor |
86 |
Hospital rehabilitation after a fall
| 0 |
| Sasa |
Roger Bannister
| Fast runner |
80 |
.
| 0 |
| Andy Tillett |
Roseanne Barr
| Pudgy comedy actress |
57 |
Returning to primetime TV
| 0 |
| Heck Static |
Tony Benn
| Slightly leftish anti-war politician |
84 |
Considering a political comeback
| 0 |
| Father Maurice |
Bilawal Bhutto
| Heir to corruption and assassination |
21 |
Studying at Oxford under high security
| 0 |
| Anna-Belle |
Ronnie Biggs
| Train-robber and celebrity fugitive |
80 |
Freed from prison [to die]
| 0 |
| Alex |
Osama Bin Laden
| Sought-after terror mastermind |
52 |
Still making audio tapes in his cave
| 0 |
| Jeannie |
Honor Blackman
| The best-ever Bond girl |
84 |
.
| 0 |
| Logan Steele |
James Blunt
| Suicide-inducing strummer |
36 |
.
| 0 |
| Cate |
Ian Brady
| Moors murderer |
72 |
Kept alive by force feeding
| 0 |
| Jeannie |
George H. W. Bush
| 41st President of the USA |
83 |
.
| 0 |
Sasa |
Fidel Castro
| Left-of-centre cigar lover |
83 |
.
| 0 |
| Father Maurice |
Sean Connery
| "Bond, James Bond" |
79 |
.
| 0 |
| Sasa |
Simon Cowell
| Music executive and entrepreneur |
50 |
.
| 0 |
| Sasa |
Tom Cruise
| Short Scientologist |
47 |
.
| 0 |
| Delores Wattinger |
Beth Ditto
| Fat bisexual singer |
29 |
.
| 0 |
| Father Maurice |
Pete Doherty
| Pop druggie |
30 |
.
| 0 |
| Kriseliz |
Val Doonican
| Cardigan-wearing crooner |
83 |
Golfing in Spain
| 0 |
| Cate |
Kirk Douglas
| Hollywood legend |
93 |
.
| 0 |
| Kriseliz |
Clive Dunn
| 'Dad's Army' stalwart |
90 |
Living in Portugal
| 0 |
| Kittus |
Bernie Ecclestone
| Formula One supremo |
79 |
Praising Hitler
| 0 |
| Kriseliz |
Ranulph Fiennes
| Toeless explorer |
65 |
.
| 0 |
| James |
POPPED!
Michael Foot
| Politician and anorak wearer |
96 |
03/03/2010 No longer with us | |
3 |
| Jeannie |
Bruce Forsyth
| Game show host |
82 |
.
| 0 |
| Matt |
'Mad' Frankie Fraser
| 'Mad' gangland villain |
86 |
Currently doing gangland tours
| 0 |
| Cate |
Zsa Zsa Gabor
| Much-married actress |
93 |
Recent rare public sighting!
| 0 |
| Andy Tillett |
Manuel Uribe Garza
| World's fattest man |
44 |
Got married!
| 0 |
| James |
Paul Gascoigne
| Footballer and crybaby |
41 |
Still drinking and not fit for TV
| 0 |
| Logan Steele |
Girls Aloud
| Poptastic lady singers |
00 |
.
| 0 |
| Anna-Belle |
POPPED!
Jade Goody
| Housemate and tabloid fodder |
27 |
22/03/2009 No longer with us | |
6 |
| Anna-Belle |
Reverend Al Green
| Soul singer and now singing reverend |
63 |
.
| 0 |
Anna-Belle |
Nick Griffin
| BNP bigot |
51 |
.
| 0 |
| Alex |
Lewis Hamilton
| Fast driving world champion |
25 |
.
| 0 |
| Kriseliz |
Abu Hamza
| Hook-handed extremist |
51 |
Facing extradition to US
| 0 |
| Andy Tillett |
Hugh Hefner
| Dirty old man in pyjamas |
83 |
.
| 0 |
| Delores Wattinger |
Ian Huntley
| Soham murderer |
36 |
24/7 suicide watch
| 0 |
| Andy Tillett |
Elton John
| Bad-haired bespectacled singer |
62 |
.
| 0 |
| Corey |
Earvin 'Magic' Johnson
| Basketball Hall of Famer |
51 |
.
| 0 |
| Helen Louise |
POPPED!
Senator Edward Kennedy
| The one who wasn't assassinated |
77 |
26/08/2009 No longer with us | |
3 |
| Delores Wattinger |
Imran Khan
| Attractive cricketer-turned-politician |
57 |
.
| 0 |
Anna-Belle |
Kim Jong-Il
| Mysterious North Korean dicatator |
68 |
Getting visits from Bill Clinton
| 0 |
| Alex |
Christopher Lee
| Vampire actor |
87 |
Recently knighted
| 0 |
| Anna-Belle |
Sophia Loren
| Aged Italian actress |
75 |
.
| 0 |
| Penfold |
Courtney Love
| Rock tramp |
45 |
.
| 0 |
| Cate |
POPPED!
Humphrey Lyttleton
| Trumpeter and radio show host |
86 |
25/4/2008 No longer with us | |
3 |
| Heck Static |
Nelson Mandela
| Freedom fighter |
91 |
"As well as anyone can expect"
| 0 |
| Heck Static |
Sir George Martin
| Beatles producer |
84 |
.
| 0 |
| Kittus |
Paul McCartney
| Former Beatle |
67 |
.
| 0 |
| Penfold |
Liza Minnelli
| Cabaret star |
63 |
.
| 0 |
| Jeannie |
Patrick Moore
| Astronomer and xylophonist |
86 |
.
| 0 |
| Sasa |
Robert Mugabe
| Unpleasant President of Zimbabwe |
87 |
Power sharing, allegedly
| 0 |
| Kittus |
Leslie Nielsen
| Deadpan actor |
83 |
.
| 0 |
| Penfold |
Ozzy Osbourne
| Prince of Darkness |
61 |
.
| 0 |
| Father Maurice |
Peter O'Toole
| Hellraisin' actor |
77 |
.
| 0 |
| Delores Wattinger |
Rev. Ian Paisley
| Very Shouty Protestant |
83 |
.
| 0 |
| Corey |
Sarah Palin
| Moose hunter and political loon |
46 |
Spouting right-wing drivel on Fox News
| 0 |
| Father Maurice |
POPPED!
Edna Parker
| Agent of longevity |
115 |
27/11/2008 No longer with us | |
3 |
| Heck Static |
Nicholas Parsons
| Game show host and national treasure |
86 |
.
| 0 |
| Matt |
The Reverend Fred Phelps
| Hatemonger |
80 |
.
| 0 |
| Heck Static |
His Holiness The Pope, Benedict XVI
| Staunch Catholic |
82 |
Shouting down gay equality
| 0 |
| Jeannie |
John Prescott
| Politician and Jag driver |
71 |
.
| 0 |
| Alex |
Prince Harry
| Party animal and occasional soldier |
25 |
.
| 0 |
| Heck Static |
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
| Tactless animal hunter |
88 |
.
| 0 |
| Kittus |
HRH Queen Elizabeth II
| Royal waver |
82 |
Reigning
| 0 |
| Cate |
Nancy Reagan
| Big-haired former first lady |
88 |
.
| 0 |
| Anna-Belle |
Valentino Rossi
| Big-haired bike-racing mentalist |
31 |
.
| 0 |
| Logan Steele |
Donald Rumsfeld
| Former Defence Secretary |
77 |
.
| 0 |
| Matt |
Jimmy Savile
| Fixer and wearer of tracksuits |
83 |
.
| 0 |
| Matt |
Carol Lee Scott
| Grotbags the TV Witch |
65 |
Available on MySpace
| 0 |
| Logan Steele |
Ariel Sharon
| West Bank bulldozer |
82 |
Persistent vegetative state
| 0 |
| Alex |
William Shatner
| Former captain with a log |
78 |
.
| 0 |
| Matt |
Britney Spears
| Pop trailer trash |
28 |
.
| 0 |
Penfold |
POPPED!
Patrick Swayze
| Dirty Dancer |
57 |
14/09/2009 No longer with us | |
3 |
| Delores Wattinger |
POPPED!
Mollie Sugden
| Actress |
86 |
01/07/2009 No longer with us | |
3 |
| Corey |
Elizabeth Taylor
| Much-married diamond lover |
78 |
Still getting over Michael Jackson
| 0 |
| Cate |
Margaret Thatcher
| Rusting Iron Lady |
84 |
"Frail-looking" - The Times
| 0 |
| Corey |
Rip Torn
| Baddass actor |
79 |
Being charged with 'criminal mischief'
| 0 |
| Logan Steele |
Archbishop Desmond Tutu
| South African religious midget |
78 |
.
| 0 |
| Heck Static |
POPPED!
Edward Upward
| Socialist and short story writer |
105 |
13/02/2009 No longer with us | |
3 |
| Corey |
Sam Waterston
| 'Law & Order' D.A. actor |
69 |
.
| 0 |
| Kriseliz |
Charlie Watts
| Rolling Stone |
68 |
Throat cancer in remission
| 0 |
| Sasa |
Amy Winehouse
| Beehived mess |
26 |
Newly divorced
| 0 |
| Kittus |
Geert Wilders
| Muslim-baiting Dutch politician |
46 |
.
| 0 |
| Father Maurice |
Michael Winner
| Film director and insurance salesman |
74 |
.
| 0 |
| Cate |
Norman Wisdom
| Unfunny, but revered in Albania |
95 |
.
| 0 |
| Jeannie |
Asif Ali Zardari
| President of Pakistan |
54 |
Surprisingly unassassinated as yet
| 0 |
