HECK STATIC
Mr Heck Static lives in the mountain fastness of Northern Okinawa with a gerbil ("Arnold") and seventeen pet hippos. He writes frequently on cross stitching, fly fishing, fly tipping, fly swatting, fly by nighting and nightingales' breeding habits.

A professional heavyweight boxer and a one-time bouncer at The Heavenly Bar Of Lost Souls, Mr Static takes a keen interest in the doings of the Grim Reaper and is an avid follower of the be-cowled gentleman's activities. Having died several times in the past himself, Mr Static is a recognised authority on the Hereafter and would like to take this opportunity to extend his warmest compliments to all his female readers



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