Delores Wattinger
Delores lives in London's fashionable southeast side and can often be seen strolling in its rolling hills and meadows with her impeccably behaved children. She spends her time baking, running up dirndls and never forgets to wear a pretty ribbon in her hair.
She is currently looking for future spouses for her children (candidates without a grouse moor need not apply.)
Current choices
Ian Huntley
"Tries to commit suicide about twice a week!"
Ian Paisley
"Even he would have to admit he's gone pretty doolally lately!"
Imran Khan
Beth Ditto
Popped
Mollie Sugden
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